My most humorous gardening misadventure My most humorous gardening(Mis)Adventure happened back in 1979, when my girlfriend cathy and i were asked to water the houseplants for her grandmother.I can't recall exactly why, but grandma had to go out of state, and would be gone for over a week, and she was concerned about her houseplants being thirsty in her absence. We found the key under the garden gnome, and after turning on the sprinklers outside, i grabbed the watering can and went after the indoor houseplants.She had dozens of beautiful houseplants in every room. On a corner table in the kitchen and right by the window, i just about swallowed my tongue in surprise when i saw a gigantic planter with a marijuana plant over five feet high.I went running outside where my girlfriend was plucking a few weeds, and i said,"Hun, never mind about those nwpss north face online mens black jackets waterproof weeds, did you know that your grandma is growing weed in her house? " Cathy said,"You're crazy, to begin with, my grandma is totally against marijuana use, and she would never do such a thing. "I told cathy that i was like 99% sure this was marijuana. We both went inside, and she looked at it, telling me it was just a houseplant.I nwpss north face online mens ski gray jackets gore-tex just teased her and said,"Your granny is a pot head! "Before we left, i trimmed off a branch with my pocket knife and snuck it out to the car without telling cathy. Later http://www.nwpss.co.uk/ that night when we went to my friend steve's house, i pulled out my clipping and showed it to him.He offered me five bucks for the branch.I told him at that rate he should offer me about a grand for the whole bush. Cathy got really pissed at me for removing a piece of her grandmother's house plant, and told me if steve was actually going to try and smoke grandma's houseplant, he must be an idiot.Steve said,"This is actually some of the finest looking bud i have ever seen, where may i ask is the mother plant? " All of that kinda blew over, and a few weeks went by.We were invited over to grandma's for pie.In conversation, i mentioned to grandma dora that her houseplants were beautiful, and i asked her what kind of plant the big one in the kitchen was? She told me that she wasn't exactly sure what it was, but that she was taking care of it for cathy's sister margie who was in the air force.To which i got a big grin on my face and looked knowingly over to cathy. That night while we were there, it just happened that margie called her grandma, and asked if grandma was taking good care of her"Potted"Plant.Grandma said," Oh yes Margie, I water it and give itPlant

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